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I'm Nireal :3 I hope you like my blog!
Talk to me if you're interesting and I'll try to reply :)
Talk to me if you're interesting and I'll try to reply :)
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awe i watched open season lol
I watched Hanna… SWEET IM AN ASSASSIN :D
Bruce almighty! Awesome!
(Source: slutformisha)
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
|---|---|
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
(Source: quantumaniac, via j4d-e)
IF I DIE YOUNG
BURY ME IN ANIME
LAY ME DOWN ON A
BED OF SHOUJOU
SINK ME IN THE RIVER AT DAWN
SEND ME AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A THEME SONG
(Source: ch15, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
Whore.
I can’t even . *throws hands up*
